See the picture? That's me trying to start a lawnmower in the most difficult way possible . . . In fact, it appears that my son is actually using the lawnmower while I'm pulling on the cord. That's because it wasn't starting very well, so he had to push it forward, while I pulled the cord backward! This my friend is a lawnmower that is not "Eggroll Proof."
It's been a running joke in my house for 10 years . . . someone would hand me some contraption or gizmo, and I would immediately attempt to use it. Within minutes, I would be holding several pieces in my hands with a bewildered look.
One day as my husband tried to make sense of the tangle of wires in my lap, he said the words I'll never forget:
"I'm serious. You missed your calling. You're the perfect product tester."
For years, I've wished that someone would discover me. Then I realized, I can discover myself! Along the way, maybe you will find a product that is truly special . . . something that is "Eggroll-Proof." That means it's simple to use or with extremely clear instructions, a good value -- and practically indestructible.
Let me know if you would like your product tested and reviewed right here, or if you're curious about a product and would like me to review it. This should be fun, exciting . . . and possibly a little bit dangerous.
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